I'm Back. Huzzah, right?

Fucking fuck.

I haven't published anything here for way too long. At first glance, this may appear to be a case of writer's block, but scoff at that notion. I SCOFF AT IT. I wrote approximately 8 posts that I didn't publish, including one about a movie that everyone's forgotten by now, mainly because it was just poorly-conceived pop culture fluff, complete with cliches and gimmicky advertising that would cause me to drink myself into oblivion if I were to attempt to stomach my way through a viewing of it's unapologetically retarded premise and intellectually-insulting overtones.

Bottom line is, wasn't that great of a flick. 'nuff said.

I really just feel an extreme lack of motivation at this time, and each hour pushes me further into the red as my deficit of inspiration spirals out of control like a mink attempting to pilot a jet-liner. Every day has the audacity to be exponentially more dull than the last, taunting me tirelessly with monotony, as life dangles fulfillment in front of my face like a delicious carrot, filled with vitamins and other shit that my body needs. My body asks for some weird shit. Like, it says "I need some Vitamin D." and I reply by saying "Boy, you don't need no Vitamin D."

Actually, what the hell is Vitamin D? I know it comes in pill-form, because even though it comes naturally in fruits and vegetables, everyone eats hamburgers, which makes me wonder why someone doesn't just put vitamins into the hamburger patties. It's a conspiracy. By the illuminati.

Well, that was way off-track, even though it was a somewhat mildly amusing (for me. It was probably torturously random for any reader.) diversion from my oh-so-important personal problems that I will be guilting various internet people into reading so they can say to me "Things will perk up for you." to which I will reply "Boy, you don't need no Vitamin D."

I guess I could use some perkiness about now.