The Oscar Awards were held yesterday and I didn't watch them. I plan to spend the next several days avoiding anything that attempts to inform me about who won what. This may prove to be difficult, because I read the news, and the people in the news love Awards Shows, especially when they have nothing to report, leading their coverage to blow a relatively low unemployment rate out of proportion.
Here's what happened at the Oscars (I know because this always happens):
- Some movie everyone liked won a ton of awards.
- Some movie no one expected won some awards.
- Some movie that was expected to win a bunch of awards won less awards than expected.
- Chris Rock was not invited to host.
Well, I hope they enjoy their little gold-colored statues, but I don't think those will be of much value when the Cloverfield Monster attacks and destroys pretty much everything.