Friday, March 20, 2009

If I Had a Lightsaber

If I had a lightsaber, I would be so filled with glee
Because then I could fight Vader,
and no one would ever fuck with me

5 comments:

calicolyst said...

Roses aren't always red.

The Blue Badger said...

I want a lightsaber, too. That would be really uber awesome. And all the people who don't like me would have to like me or else I'd pwnz them. That would epicly rock.

Wonder Man said...

ditto, and I want a magic lasso

alana said...

Weird coincidence, I had a dream last night where I was fighting Darth Vader. When he took off his mask he turned into a four foot tall woman and my sword (I don’t know lol) turned into a hair dryer.

I was totally creeped out this morning.

Ricardo said...

You'd have to beat him to get the serious respect points. If not then getting him against the ropes a few times could work.

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