These days, true love is hard to find, and some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this. Will you find it soon? This test will determine if you will, and you can trust these results, because even though this was written up in the space of ten minutes by a 13-year-old girl, you're a superstitious fluffjob that awards legitimacy to to bullshit.
Put o's in all the boxes that apply, because x's are overrated:
[ ] You believe in God. [ ] You believe in true love. [ ] You have a wicked uppercut. [ ] You've cheated on someone before. [ ] You've been cheated on. [ ] You're afraid of spiders. [ ] You can suck on a slice of lime without twitching uncontrollably. [ ] You take care of an animal as a pet. [ ] Your ability to give oral sex has become something of a legend.
Now, take the answers, and multiply that number by 129,900,000. If the number you come up with is more than 999,999,000,000,000,222,000,690,200.6, and you make that magic number or higher, today, you'll go out for ice cream (whether you like ice cream or not) and meet a really great person who will care about you and love you, however, if your numbers is less than that, then you will die alone in a ditch somewhere.