Friday, February 13, 2009

Bulletin for Myspace


These days, true love is hard to find, and some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this. Will you find it soon? This test will determine if you will, and you can trust these results, because even though this was written up in the space of ten minutes by a 13-year-old girl, you're a superstitious fluffjob that awards legitimacy to to bullshit.

Enjoy!

Put o's in all the boxes that apply, because x's are overrated:

[ ] You believe in God.
[ ] You believe in true love.
[ ] You have a wicked uppercut.
[ ] You've cheated on someone before.
[ ] You've been cheated on.
[ ] You're afraid of spiders.
[ ] You can suck on a slice of lime without twitching uncontrollably.
[ ] You take care of an animal as a pet.
[ ] Your ability to give oral sex has become something of a legend.

Now, take the answers, and multiply that number by 129,900,000. If the number you come up with is more than 999,999,000,000,000,222,000,690,200.6, and you
make that magic number or higher, today, you'll go out for ice cream (whether you like ice cream or not) and meet a really great person who will care about you and love you, however, if your numbers is less than that, then you will die alone in a ditch somewhere.

5 comments:

Steve... The Master of The Universe said...

What is scary is I would rather answer those questions than the stupid ones I get in my inbox 10 million times a day... all the times I hit delete I should have a cock growing out of my forehead or something

Ashley said...

I'm going to be completely honest. I fill those out. I don't believe them, at all, they're complete crap, but I fill them out. Just because I'm board. Well I did, until I deleted my Myspace because my mother got a Myspace, and I thought that was incredibly creepy. Then I got a facebook, now she has one of those too. But my friends put surveys on facebook now too.

Ashley

Ashley said...

I just have to say I used the wrong version of bored, I put board, and I don't know if I can edit comments I post, so I'll just correct myself here.

Emma said...

Well, she's a very smart person *sarcasm!*

PinkPanthress said...

Honestly, I do these memes over at lj sometimes, but that's in the times I really am bored out of my mind and cannot work or do anything else at that time. D:

P.S.: I don't believe in them, though!!!

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