Dear World, We the llamas of the Andes mountains have taken over Calicolyst. Not his blog, but his soul. He is llamas and llamas are him. So...

Warning: I am warning you. Also please note: I use Macs and PCs, and I can safely say that you can download as much pornography as you wan...

"Lezz it up"? Excuse me, but that's my phrase. Damn it, I knew I should've put it in the urban dictionary.

I knew it. A lot of people asked "Why do they hate us?" and all the godless liberals could come up with is that our countless mili...

... war was beginning ... The doctors were frantically rushing around, engaged in various medical activities. I assure you, these activities...

"You're black and poor." Imagine you gave me a million dollars. I know, I can't be trusted with a sum of money that large,...

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to start blogging about shrimp, and eat them one by one ravenously f...